The words side · Karishma

The strategy, the writing, and checking whether it worked.

Most brands hire four people for these and wonder why nothing connects. Good content needs all of them at the same time.

Strategy & SEO

Deciding what to say before saying it.

Most content calendars are a list of topics someone Googled on a Friday afternoon. I start with your audience, what they search for, what your competitors missed, and what moves someone from “just browsing” to “book a demo.”

Content strategySearch-intent researchContent calendars
Content writing

SEO, but with a pulse.

Guides, comparison pages, alternative pages and high-intent content that ranks without reading like a keyword tool wrote it. If a piece is 2,500 words long, it's because it needed 2,500 words.

SEO blog postsComparison pagesNewsletters
Website & conversion copy

Five seconds. That's your homepage's entire job interview.

Homepages, landing pages, product and pricing pages that say what you do, who it's for, and why anyone should care. In that order. Before the scroll.

HomepagesLanding pagesPricing pages
Social & distribution

Good content should travel.

One strong article can become ten LinkedIn posts, a carousel, a newsletter and a founder's hot take. I turn what your team already knows into posts people actually stop for.

LinkedIn postsFounder-led contentRepurposing
Optimization & analytics

Good content does more than sit quietly on page 3.

Posts losing traffic. Pages fighting each other for the same keyword. Intros that make people leave. I dig through the data to find what to fix, what to push, and what to quietly retire. Your next best article might already be live.

Content refreshesInternal linkingSearch Console

A small demonstration · words edition

You've read this paragraph before. Probably this week.

Currently: 35 words, 10 buzzwords, 0 clue who it's for.

Warning: she will delete your favourite adjective.

Got a paragraph like this? Send it to Karishma →

The design side · Gayatri

The look, the layout, and the one odd detail people remember.

Design works a lot better when the words already have a personality. That's the whole reason there are two of us.

Social & carousels

Worth stopping for, even for half a second.

I love carousels when there's an actual idea behind them. What I don't love: slide 1, “5 tips”. Slide 2, tip one. By slide 4 everyone's asleep. I plan the first slide like a headline, let some slides be loud and some almost empty, and only use an oversized word or a weird crop when it earns its place.

LinkedIn creativesCarouselsSocial templates
Ad creatives

Sometimes the slightly weird one wins.

Ads get about half a second, so I start with the hook, not the layout. Big type, the product up front, and a few genuinely different directions to test instead of twenty versions of one idea. Pretty doesn't always perform. Sometimes the slightly weird one wins.

Static adsProduct-led creativesCreative variations
Websites & landing pages

Something whispers. Something shouts.

Please don't give me 14 sections that all want attention. Something needs to shout, a few things can whisper, and the rest should just do their job. I design with the copy in the room, which is easy when Karishma is in the room.

Marketing websitesLanding pagesCampaign pages
Brand identity & logos

Sometimes the name in the right font is enough.

Your logo does not need a hidden mountain, an arrow, a bird and the founder's childhood story. A lot of the time, the name in the right typeface is enough. I care more about the small things people remember: the font, the slightly odd colour, the spacing, the one detail that keeps turning up everywhere.

Visual directionLogosSimple guidelines
Decks, infographics & more

PowerPoint has suffered enough.

Most decks are a title, eight bullet points and a stock photo, 27 times over. I lay them out more like magazine pages, one idea per slide. I also make infographics, blog graphics that aren't people pointing at laptops, and emails that still look like emails. Light motion too, when something needs to move. I'm not pretending I'm Pixar.

Pitch & sales decksInfographicsEmail design

A small demonstration

You have seen this ad. Gayatri has seen it far too many times.

Currently: 5 fonts, 4 shadows, 1 gradient, 1 sticker, 0 reasons.

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KG4 comments

KarishmaIs the ugly ad too ugly?

GayatriIt’s based on a real one.

KarishmaWhich one?

GayatriI’m not saying.

She still isn't saying.

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Ah. The website part.

Yes, we do that too.

We have developers. Good ones, actually.

We just haven’t built their part of our website yet.

There’s probably a joke in there about a marketing agency being too busy marketing other people to finish marketing itself.

Anyway.

Development is coming to The Loud Mouth Marketer.

The service, though, is already here.

So if you need a website, landing page or something else built, don’t sit around waiting for us to update this page.

Just ask us. →

Let's save us both some time

Who we're good for (and who we aren't)

We'll get along if

  • Your marketing team needs a senior brain, not another pair of hands.
  • You're tired of sounding exactly like your competitors.
  • You'll give us the problem and the context, then let us play a little.

We probably won't if

  • You want “4 blogs a month” for the price of a pizza.
  • The brief is “just add more keywords.”
  • You'd like to sound like your competitors, but slightly bluer.

Dump your marketing trauma here.

We’ll be ruthless with whatever’s killing your audience, and sweet as sugar to you :)

Give us 48 hours. No 45-minute sales pitch. We’ll give you the raw diagnosis of where the fire is.

Send us your mess →